Sorry but excited that you live in the hood. Lesson 0.

how to survive the ghetto
so ur in da hood

Adapted From Hood Advice

I’m sorry that this post is at all relevant to you. If it is you likely live or have lived in the hood and dealt with hood shit. Your financial income is that of someone who resides in a ghetto ass neighborhood. And I apologize, I am truly sorry for that. I also want to tell you that it has a lot of positives. It’s never boring. Well sometimes it is. And if you’re also a white boy you’ll never fit in unless you dumb it down…a lot. And then you’re like a novelty item and the locals aren’t threatened by you. This is my advice blog for you. Read it or don’t. I don’t care. That’s lesson one. Learn how to not care.